IM GONNA GET STRAIGHT A'S THIS SEMESTER
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning.
^——— This, right here.
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Rogue: “I’d like to buy this flute!”
Merchant NPC: “Beware… a evil Demon lives inside it, he may come out if you play it.”
Ogre: “What? Let me have a look at it….”
Ogre: *puts the flute to his eye and looks inside*
Ogre: “Nope, there’s nothing inside. Buy it.”
The Dark Eye (German: Das Schwarze Auge (DSA))
That'll be $4.03
I only have $4...
That's ok, I have the three cents
what are we?
Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.
(via hellish-queen)Reblogged from frequencyratios